The lack of blog posting lately is a metaphor.
For the calm… before the storm.
September in review
Here we are again, recapping our monthly antics! This is third time we’ve done this, and whether or not it’s in any way charmed is still to be determined. First, some serious stuff. So Helpful is in a wonderful state of discovery. We’ve been experimenting with different ways to point traffic to the site without buying ads.
Spider negotiations
Usually, spiders go solo hunting for scared young women. But if they were ever to organize, doom would be upon not only these ladies, but the entire world. Very few people realize it, but every now and then the Spider Gods send an envoy – a Dark Messenger – with a mission to gauge the mettle of the human spirit. If we fail the test, our species will face their wrath.
The marriage of memes
Using two existing memes to create an amusing picture or a new meme altogether is not a new practise, whether it be a simple visual blend, or a clever semantic fusion. Recently, we’ve been given the opportunity to do both.
New therapeutic technique catches like wildfire!
Our method is simple, free, will take very little of your time AND it will work for 99.99%* of the population! Are you ready? We’re going to make your life better in just three short steps.
The girl with the badass dragon tattoo
When Cheyenne reached out for tattoo funding, we were quick to offer a trade. We’d pay for it, if allowed to design it. She was willing to test the waters, and we’re hoping she’s not disappointed.
Batman: the human story
Too often we forget that celebrities are just people too. They have very human fears, desires, dreams and interesting habits. As an example of what we’re talking about, we’ve decided to write a piece around the more everyday habits and skills of our good friend Batman.
August in review
Another month has gone by, dear Readers. You may have noticed a decline in quantity of blog posts this month. This is due to two main reasons. First, we drastically increased the quality per blog, resulting in a net gain of blogawesomeness. Let’s take a closer look.
On the destruction of pelicans
While most pelicans are happy, docile creatures who would never harm a human, there is a minority group among them that want nothing more than to destroy the human race.
Hitler misses the Spice Girls concert
Hitler is informed that he has missed the Spice Girls’ 2012 reunion concert at the 30th Olympic Games. He is understandably upset.